Usmagazine.com reporter – has been put to music.

L.A.-based comedian Eric "Smooth-E" Schwartz took "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f--- it" – which Spears’ snapped on Oct. 26 during a break in her custody
hearing – and created a parody that includes him telling a Taco Bell drive thru worker "It’s Britney, b---ch," running over a paparazzo’s foot while driving with Starbucks straws up his nose, and whipping off a wig to reveal a bald head.

"I recorded the song after a stand up show Saturday night in a hotel room in Chicago," Schwartz, who also created the "Sanjaya Anthem" earlier this year, tells Us. "By 6 p.m. Tuesday, it was done."

Schwartz, who filmed the video in Sherman Oaks, California, jokes of his roughly eight-word song, "The lyrics took me forever to write."

The comic debuted his song live at a stand up show on Monday.

"A lot of times, the audience eats it up, but this time they ate it, licked it, snorted it and f---ed it," he jokes.

..ooo i want to see it!!

source: usmagazine.com